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  • 07:40 @MiikaStorm omg inorite. i have noticed this bs too. #

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  • 17:40 I might want to begin hosting a podcast. I also just registered for Nanowrimo today, I am going to commit to it this year! #

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  • 15:28 I bought these nerf swords and they're really great for beating people up. I like the "whap" sound they make against me when I get hit. #

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  • 19:10 Im at Barnes and Noble with my hot boyfriend! #

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  • 20:36 There are children laughing like maniacs out in a thunder storm. This makes me uneasy. I might run them over with my car by accident. #

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  • 01:39 After having a few drinks downtown, I got the bright idea of having a huge greasy slice of cheese pizza from pier 1. It tasted like burgers. #

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  • 22:27 I went to LL Bean to try on hiking boots solely so to use their moving climbing wall. The "rocks" were neon colors and felt extra rubbery. #

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  • 22:49 Laying awake at night as I contemplate the weightier things in life. Like how potent the peroxide on crest white strips smells. #
  • 22:51 Heather and I read just livejournal entries from 2003 over the phone, we both broke out smiling and laughing at our teenage antics. #
  • 22:54 Antic; My white old navy flip flops were really grimy. We went in the kitchen and dumped bleach and footwear into the industrial dishwasher. #
  • 22:55 Antic; We went to this yard sale and bought these half melted Easter themed candles from the 80's and happily decorated the dining room. #
  • 22:58 Antic; We used crayons to illustrate posters that described our problems with hippies. They depicted giving Earthy folk a bath with a hose. #
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  • 10:52 I haven't been to Bar Harbor since I was a kid. I like it here. Dan and I are getting brunch now that he's done singing. One word: joy. #

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  • 13:15 Whitehead is a repulsive surname. The man enjoys dipping his potato chips in French's mustard. He smells like mothballs and stale bread. #

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